20 Reasons Why Barfing is Better Than School Food

20. After you barf, you feel better
19. You can barf whenever you want
18. When you barf, you don't have to wait in line
17. Barf is always warm
16. You don't have to sneak barf out of the cafeteria
15. When you're barfing, a bent spoon is an advantage
14. You can lose weight barfing
13. You don't have to pay to barf
12. Barf is SUPPOSED to look like that
11. When you barf, you don't have to come back for seconds
10. You don't have to barf everyday
9. Barfing can never cause you to eat school food afterward
8. You can barf without a photo ID
7. Barf is organic and biodegradable
6. They don't ration barf
5. After you barf, at least you know what you've eaten
4. Plastic barf is funny; plastic school food is redundant
3. You don't have to barf the same thing five days in a row
2. A dog will eat barf
1. After you barf, at least there is some taste in your mouth

BTW I didn't make these up I received this in an email a few years back my fresman year.