Sunday, July 10, 2005

The List

I first heard of and read the list of the "213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army" a year or so ago. I thought that it was funny than and still do. So if you haven't heard of this list until now and want to read it, it's time that you do so as soon as possible.
Examples of what Skippy may no longer do:
20. Must not taunt the French any more.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."