Who am I?

Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life isn't for the faint of heart. I'm your freindly neighborhood Deli-Man. That is if your neighborhood is near the deli where I'm working. Ok, what's with the Spider-Man spoof you're wondering, right? Well, I just recently got hired to work in a deli and during a conversation that I had recently with a friend, I was called deli-man. So I got to thinking about blogging and then blam it came to me.