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Today at dinner I was sitting with a group of friends and one of them who's a dental hygine major was trying to get people to come in so that she could look at their teeth. I guess that that must be a requirement for one of her classes but when she asked me I thought "Um, no sorry. You're cute but not that cute." I probably should have agreed but I have issues with having someone sticking all those instruments in my mouth and plus those latex gloves taste nasty. I know that the gloves aren't the point and they aren't supposed to taste great. Seriously if the gloves tasted like strawberry or root beer or something that wasn't so latexy, a dentist visit might just be that much more enjoyable.